22, probably annoying. Capslock is my first language.
That's MY crown

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

Update: burning hasn’t quite stopped but I can at least feel my face now.

hE PUT FUCKIN SRIRACHA IN THE YOGURT

He brought me yogurt. Maybe I don’t have to kill him.

So I just ate half of a ghost pepper.
Never have I so regretted a decision.
I can’t feel my face.

It didn’t really turn out magenta, but I still like it.

darthmater:

Jesus you gotta tell me what fabric softener you use

heckinghomo:

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

and whitewashed the cast, and cast 30 year old men to play teenaged leads against 16 year old girls
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